Next On WikiLeaks

Julian Assange’s online dating profile. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HarryHarrison

Secret Death Star hidden documents reveal ‘The Force’ was just a combination of Red Bull and amphetamines.

The entire 1978 Harlem Globetrotters team

WIKILEAKS DROPS ITS NEXT BOMBSHELL!! http://www.ding.net/wikileaks/234867.txt

Secret tapes of Barbara Walters’ speech pathology sessions.

Someone actually finds out what the hell a ‘cable’ is.

MISPRINT: Jim Morrison pardoned for EXPLORING himself.

Where The Rent Is Too Damn High Party candidate Jimmy McMillan got his beard cut

Michael Moore is bound to have something to say about this…

Secret treasury documents reveal that Obama could have avoided the recession if he’d only remembered there was always money in the banana stand.

U.K council papers reveal that Banksy is actually a 67 year old retired lady from Bristol.

Kanye West’s ego. 14.75 Zetabytes of pure, unadulterated data.

Unequivocal evidence that Mark Zuckerberg did in fact get laid in college. Once.

UNMASKED: Dr Claw

The full mathematical equation that leads to the answer of ‘BOOBIES’. Everyone always forgets it.