Next on Wikileaks:

Julian Assange’s online dating profile. http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HarryHarrison


Next on Wikileaks:

Secret Death Star hidden documents reveal ‘The Force’ was just a combination of Red Bull and amphetamines.


Next on Wikileaks:

The entire 1978 Harlem Globetrotters team


Next on Wikileaks:

WIKILEAKS DROPS ITS NEXT BOMBSHELL!! http://www.ding.net/wikileaks/234867.txt


Next on Wikileaks:

Secret tapes of Barbara Walters’ speech pathology sessions.


Next on Wikileaks:

Someone actually finds out what the hell a ‘cable’ is.


Next on Wikileaks:

MISPRINT: Jim Morrison pardoned for EXPLORING himself.


Next on Wikileaks:

Where The Rent Is Too Damn High Party candidate Jimmy McMillan got his beard cut


Next on Wikileaks:

Michael Moore is bound to have something to say about this…


Next on Wikileaks:

Secret treasury documents reveal that Obama could have avoided the recession if he’d only remembered there was always money in the banana stand.


Next on Wikileaks:

U.K council papers reveal that Banksy is actually a 67 year old retired lady from Bristol.


Next on Wikileaks:

Kanye West’s ego. 14.75 Zetabytes of pure, unadulterated data.


Next on Wikileaks:

Unequivocal evidence that Mark Zuckerberg did in fact get laid in college. Once.


Next on Wikileaks:

UNMASKED: Dr Claw


Next on Wikileaks:

The full mathematical equation that leads to the answer of ‘BOOBIES’. Everyone always forgets it.